Ok, now this is one of the best stories around lately between Dave and I.
(please see below)
But first here is the rough plan:
1) We are so gonna buy up this B.C. ghost town,
2) move our families out there
3) call it: Pattatista!
4) ok, maybe: CHILES-CROWE
5) ok, maybe: funky town
We could run around the whole damn place and entertain all of 'yehs.
But here is the catch, the price.
6) So we all have to pitch in some money *nothing like this fun is up for free!*
7) I will let Dave become mayor as he is familiar with THE LAW
8) I guess he should also be the county sheriff too. Total Duke boys town.
9) It will also run on the trade/swap/pawn system as currency *more interesting*
(blood donations are forbidden)
10) My circus and its contents will also have all the space needed to entertain monthly
11) Required: people of certain pattatista-town calibre, please advise as I need to fill the following postions ASAP if the town is a green light!:
a) dentist
b) VET
c) lawyer (insert David Crowe)
d) dr.
c) musician
d) graphic designers
e) sewers
f) misc circus freaks
g) acrobats
h) physiotherapist
i) optometrist
j) pizza cook
k) bbq expert
l) sushi chef
m) karate instructor
n) Barristas/Pub bar keep
o) gas station attendants
p) grocery store help
q) govt workers
r) pc/mac repairman
s) limo driver
t) dog groomer
u) handyman
v) construction crew
w) mechanic
x) dog trainer
y) lifeguard
z) massage therapist
zz) makeup artist
zzz) hairdresser
zzzz) helicopter pilot
zzzzz) ski-lift operator
zzzzzz) undertaker
zzzzzzz) preist/rabbi
ok, ok, like I said, we need a few hundred people that are required to put this town into operation.
so again if you have any suggestions:
pattatista-aka-god-@p-town.ca
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Miner looks to sell B.C. ghost town
Yours for $7-million: Pool, ocean view, absolutely no neighbours
By PAUL WALDIE
Tuesday, September 14, 2004
Rudy Nielsen has dealt with some unique properties in his 40 years of selling ranches and vacation homes around British Columbia, but he has never tackled anything quite like this before.
Mr. Nielsen is selling an entire town, Kitsault, B.C., to be exact, and the asking price is $7-million. For that price, the buyer gets not only 92 houses perched on a mountain's edge in a tranquil ocean inlet, nestled in a dense evergreen forest and surrounded by coastal mountain vistas, but also:
Seven apartment buildings, containing 210 suites;
One fully equipped hospital, with a never-used X-ray machine;
Two recreation centres, complete with a swimming pool, gym, hot tub, racquetball courts, library, theatre, curling rink and Maple Leaf pub;
A brand-new shopping mall that includes facilities for a liquor store, bank, post office and several specialty stores;
More than 80 hectares of wilderness, including roughly one kilometre of beach.
The town, about 140 kilometres northeast of Prince Rupert, has been abandoned since the nearby molybdenum mine closed in 1982. After a series of mergers, Kitsault ended up in the hands of U.S. copper giant Phelps Dodge Corp., and the company has decided to put the whole place up for sale.
Kitsault "is not something we have any plans for, so it's an opportunity," company spokesman Ken Vaughn said.
"If there is someone out there with some plans to make good use of the property, then maybe we can help make that happen."
Mr. Nielsen's company, Niho Land & Cattle Co., based in New Westminster, was recently retained to market the town, and so far he has attracted one interested buyer, a U.S. company that specializes in recreational property.
Mr. Nielsen won't name the potential buyer, but said that "most people are going to look at this town to take the houses and sell them as single-family units in the $69,000 price range."
He added that most of the houses have three bedrooms, full basements and fireplaces.
The sale would end the short but colourful history of Kitsault, which once boasted 1,200 residents. The area has long been associated with silver mining and the gold rush. That changed in the 1960s with the discovery of molybdenum, an additive used in steel production.
In 1978, Amax Canada Development Ltd., whose U.S. parent was the world's largest producer of molybdenum, acquired the site from a copper producer and announced plans to develop a $200-million mine at Kitsault.
The project opened in 1981, after a bitter dispute with local natives over the disposal of waste from the mine, and the company spent $50-million building the town site. Soon there was a road to Terrace, B.C., almost four hours away by car, and regular flights to Prince Rupert.
But the molybdenum market went into a tailspin, and in November, 1982, Amax announced a temporary shutdown. The mine never reopened, and in July, 1983, the last townsfolk departed.
Mr. Nielsen said Kitsault is in remarkably good shape, considering how long it has been left alone. A caretaker employed by Phelps Dodge has been living on site for years and has kept most of the buildings heated and in decent condition.
Power lines, telephone service and sewage connections are intact, he noted, and even the boulevards have been maintained.
The X-ray machine in the hospital is still in its plastic wrapping, and the gym is in such good condition that the caretaker hosts an annual basketball match with his friends every New Year's Eve.
Mr. Nielsen said he visits Kitsault regularly because he owns land in the area.
"When you are walking the streets, there is nobody around, and it really gives you a weird feeling like, 'Holy smokes!' " he said, adding that he loves racing through stop signs at top speed.
"You really feel like you are on another planet."
Please stay tuned for more ideas...in the works...
With an Ocean view, this price can't be beat!
if you have any more town suggestions please e-mail me at:
pattatista-town@ghosts-be-gone-.ca
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