Last night I dreamed that the people of the United States had been hypnotized.
I woke up this morning to discover that only 51% of them had been.
At this moment I feel that I must extend my sympathies to those in the US who are going to be forced to endure the next four years and the impact that they will have on the decades that follow.
That said, tomorrow is another day with which to fight back. And fight we must.
-MATTHEW GOOD