3.6.05

cupcake girl

"SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE A MAGAZINE AD!"
YES. WORK IS SWOONING OVER MY GIRLY LOOK TODAY.
SOMETHING ABOUT A GIRL IN A HOT PINK BORDER-PRINT SKIRT TURNS HEADS RIGHT UPSIDE-DOWN.
I PRANCED AROUND AND ATE MAPLE COFFEE CAKE THIS MORNING TOO. WITH A SILVER FORK.
BLACK HEPBURN SUEDE BALLERINA FLATS CALL FOR THIS SORT-OF-TIFFANY'S-BEHAVIOUR.
THE CANVAS BAG I BOUGHT FOR MY TRIP TO MEXICO ISNT BIG ENOUGH TO CARRY COMFORTABLY OVER MY SHOULDER, SO I HAD TO CARRY IT ON MY ARM, SO REALLY I MADE QUITE THE SPECTACLE ON THE ROCKET TODAY. I LOOKED BITTERSWEET, OR A LIKE A SYRUPY SUGARPLUM.

SPEAKING OF OVERDUING IT HERE IN TORONTO, I HAVE JUST LEARNED THAT U2 HAS 4 SOLD OUT SHOWS AT AC CENTRE, HOW MUCH CASH IS THAT FOR ONE BAND AT $60/HEAD.
EXCLUDING MERCHANDISE SALES, AND BEER SALES. WHY NOT JUST PLAY AT THE ROGERS CENTRE?
NOW I DONT LIKE THEM. I ACTUALLY NEVER HAD A THING FOR THEM ESPECIALLY. MY IRISH FRIEND ONCE TOLD ME THAT HE COULDN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH U2 WAS PLAYED IN CANADA. HE THEN MOCKED CANADIANS FOR BEING SUCH IRISH WANNABE POSERS.
FOR ME, TODAY THEY'RE RIGHT UP THERE WITH CELINE DION.
AND SHE HAS PERFUME NOW. WELL THEY DO HAVE A U2 IPOD.

DO YOU HAVE ONE YET?

MUSCIANS ARE GREEDY. I GET UPSET ABOUT BEING IN FASHION AS ALL OF THE REALLY TALENTED PEOPLE I KNOW ARE FAILURES BECAUSE THEIR LASTNAMES AREN'T DIDDY, LOHAN, LOPEZ, KNOWLES AND OR SIMMONS.
ARE PEOPLE IN THE MUSIC INDUSTRY OUT TO TRAMPLE THE FASHION LIVELIHOODS OF TRUE BLOODED FASHIONISTA'S?
ALL IN THE SAME MASS-APPEAL-SELL-OUT-POOL.

IF BONO WAS INDEED HIP, AND OR IN TO THE WHOLE EARTH THING AS HE SAYS, HE WOULD PLAY FREE SHOWS OR FOR-CHARITY-ONLY GIGS.
THE FUNNIEST THING I ALWAYS SEE IS WHEN STARS GIVE AROUND .25 CENTS PER TICKET OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT JUST TO SAY THAT THEY ARE SOCIALLY AWARE. AT LEAST MATT GOOD WWW.MATTHEGOOD.NET HAS AMNESTY TABLES AT HIS SHOWS. BUT HIS WIFE IS A FUNNY BMW DRIVING FASHION DIVA CATASTROPHE.

LIFE IS LIKE THAT.