country singer vs arab: $200 tickets avail

http://channels.netscape.com/ns/music/story.jsp?idq=/ff/story/0001%2F20040805%2F1639577627.htm&sc=1403&photoid=19920507WXS101


FORGET Tyson, The CFL, CBC Friday night Curling, Sinister Mister Kuddles and his binge drinking performances, my whole circus bit,
'cause golly. do I have a new show for you:


*Country Singer vs Angry Arab*


$200 tickets available while they last!!!
Please pay directly thru pblog at:
pattatista@bigotVSrag_fu-usa.fu

One night only!

laptops across the world will buzz stained with more plots to threaten US citizens over the course of the next few years.
Alert status...

Dont worry friend, I will be there with you. And I will carry the american flag upside down because it is, well topsy-turvy land and in America you can pretty much get away with anything you just-so-damn-well-please.
Because baby, being caucasian down south really does give you that whole sense of freedom they speak so highly about. Why the hell not come along?

Certainly.

$200 is a mere entertainment-at-its-best-investment* for you and your loved ones.

-And not to worry about the mess caused by the racial battle and misc damages and or misc looting.
The mexican maintenence crew will have the place spic-N-span in no time after the show is over!

*Editor's note: please note that Albertan's who attend will not be THAT entertained as in lieu of content at hand.




SECONDLY,
excuse me for asking, as I dont know what is indeed worse:
his cowboy hat, cowboy shirt, cowboy song or that he plays the cowboy fiddle?

Whatever folks ranks first-the-worst according to your beliefs* is beyond me.

*Editor's note: please note that Albertan's will not be THAT confused as in lieu of above opinions/indecisions at hand.


the final act:
$FREE with RSVP or $100 at the door:

"COWBOY HANGIN" (hung recklessly with the very words he whines about)