the angry mister kuddles

Now many of you have questioned yesterdays blog, while in fact it was
merely just an outline, and or an idea of how to help the tiny, yet fragile mister kuddles the angry dog get out of rehab for alcohol abuse.
He is addicted to Saphire Gin.

Ok ok ok, I had to remove him from the circus frontlines due to his enormously gassy burps and misc hiccups. It was sad to do so, but yesterday I thought about this for a long while, and as I thought about it, I was bombarded by people questioning my every move. I am not one for gossip, but sometimes you have to do what you just gotta do right? good or bad at times.

It costs a lot to keep a tiny showdog in rehab facilities. Trust me, it aint all ROSES and LICORICE in there either man.

He is due for release this Thanksgiving, and if all goes as planned I will be taking him on tour with me and MAC "the RINGleader" for a crosscountry circus fullswing tour. What will the show be called?
Well my friends it will be called:

The FABULOUS and UNTHINKABLE: angry dog tour.

(insert insane yet angry crowd applause)


He should be alright by then. Not to worry.
So if you get to see him in one of his "ANGRY" shows, then you will know that we all pulled it off.


He calls daily and tells me that he enjoys the spongebaths by the girls at The Centre and also enjoys the hot meals with BLUE jell-o for dessert.

He is angry that he is reminded of the SAPHIRE GIN through association of BLUE jell-o. He thinks that The Centre is pissed off at him and only does this as they werent on his former guest-lists.
Those asses, how could they do this to him, wow I can feel the anger in his voice rising.

Oh wait.
Did I forget to metion that he speaks human english!
well heck folks!
of course he does!
thats why he is SO angry!

He will be out soon, dont worry. I will get him back into shape.
You will enjoy him and his angry work. And the tour! yes The ANGRY Tour folks!


maybe if you are in the loop, you will be on the guest-list.