So hot damn. I have a plan. Lucky me.
Dont worry, its all spread out for the next year.
And I have only shared it with one person thus far.
And of course its a secret for now.
If this whole plan wasnt a secret, you would know what I was up to by now jackass.
ok ok ok.
It involves:
1) Gorran the ex-pat circus clown
2) mr. kuddles the white angry dog
3) a full bottle of saphire gin
4) some good eggnog
5) a xmas tree with the lights turned off
6) a rental SUV (because why the fuck not! mom always said, go big or go home! mom also doesnt like it when I swear)
7) a fresh bag of peak freeeens
8) ice skates (not that I can skate)
9) a teeny weeny polka-dot bikini
10) breaking leases in two cities
11) listening to SHE-BOP!
12) sempai status
13) learning to play the piano (ah, music to my ears...)
14) visiting Kennedy for valentines day (because I love her)
So if any of the above confuses you, well then obviously you arent in
'the loop'!
Please do not send gifts, just cash to fund my above circus.
Please note that donations can be made to the following e-mail address below:
plc_dmc@007_diamonds_r_4_ever.FU
Buddah said:
"a child without courage is like a night without stars..."
Or was it Punjab on ANNIE?