the list

So to kick myself in the ass over making a list for you to see what kind of a weekend I would plan if I were allowed to actually make ALL of the decisions for myself, (how selfish of me that would be)
I would have to say:

(in no order mind you of course)

a) slushes and plenty! as Quebec does not offer them
-the horror yes I know feel my pain will you.
b) a walk in High Park
c) feeding the animals at the zoo (located in the same park apparently)
d) chasing the buffalo that are located ALSO in this zoo
e) feeding the buffalo candyfloss
-as we will be buddies afterwards because they like to be fed bottles o Guinness.
f) cn tower
-throwing parachute men off.
g) pre-birthday dinner at the KEG MANSION
-steak a plenty.
h) riding 27 floors at super rapid speed
-'occupied' while doing so.
i) the hocky hall of fame.
-it is in dave's office building, sadly on the first floor, so no occupying my time.
j) shopping for puma's
-because i could be pumalicious like matt good.
k) seeing rosy
-me pointing and laughing at her under the table passed out
l) VIA 1 baby.
-yes first class all the way for my birthday weekend getaway.
m) ipod in tow during the train ride.
-up and running at last.
n) saphire gin anyone?
o) guinness anyone?
p) patti patti patti
q) queen of queen street to shop along
-i am not the king of kensington ok!
r) wrestle with the idea of a speakers corner lapdance-esque stunt
s) slushes
t) smartfood popcorn
u) streetvendor polish sausages
-the food, jackass.
v) peter nicol, it is his birthday on the 25th.
-that would equal trouble and him pointing at me under the table.
w) rehab 101
-to pick up mister kuddles
x) xxx
-its my birthday! no strippers though please.
y) YYZ thats me.
-Rush is can-rock at its finest. And then god created MGB.
z) resting comfortably
-in the safest embrace I know.


aa) yes, AA would be a good idea.
bb) bb gun to mister kuddles head, possibly in the works
cc) coco chanel, my hero
dd) my cousins bra size
ee) i am stumped at this point.
ff) fuckity fun

-Again, my mom hates it when I turn perfectly good sentences into perfectly horrible ones using profanity.

if you have anything to add to the above list(s)
please email me at:

plc@T-dot_27.fu