BETTER your W.O.M.D.'s for free!

OK. so today I have a serious problem accepting this topic:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5487712/?GT1=4244

Please go check this link.
OR, If you dont have the time: the US gov't is allowing *free* plastic surgery to its military!


Ok Ok Ok, so I may not be the greatest piece-of-ass around, I may indeed be FABULOUS, but Bloggers, if I you know me on a first-hand basis, I wasn't the last in line when god created STUNNING women. I was an ugly duck at one sour point in my life, I am sure you cant believe this, but its true. For those that have seen the pics or knew me, heaven forbid!

They say that as you age, your either get better or worse. Which are you?

Ok. So first of all, I didnt quite make it too the front of the
huge breasts-for-you-'r-us line, but hey, I was first for that whole height thing and hair thing too I suppose and eyes, and modesty....and and and...

But clearly I just hadnt had the sudden urge to spend $6k to please my many blog followers.

BETTER your *W.O.M.D's for free!
*weapons of mass destruction

I suppose that at 27, I have accepted my looks, and what I was given. All I can say is that it takes a lot of work. Anyone that knows my family has spent tireless hour(s) waiting, reading papers/magazines, watching movies...etc.
to pass this time of MASS prepping.

HOWEVER, Dave tells me that I am well worth the wait! and that the end results of all of this time-well-spent is certainly just FABULOUS. I love Dave, he is the first man to ever say this to me. Wait until he meets my family in October.

So if you're lacking like me in a few areas, come along and join me as I
have an IDEA for you, that is IF you need to become a better happier you:



Move south and join the army!


Clearly, I am SO there within the next few months.
I just have to wait for my selfesteem to plumet entirely to GROUND ZERO.
But those makeover shows are helping!


I can get my body looking like one fucking killing machine!


Maybe I will look as deadly as a glossy picture of a new tank!
Muscle shirts will be worn by greased up men with pec implants and necessary lipo,

Fantastic.

So I now wonder if those reality shows re: amazing makeovers are funded by the U.S. Gov't to make you run down and sign up!?

Possible.



So here I have a new formula for you to ponder, if that:

1 reality makeover show
+
1 set impossibly high standards of nver attaining stardom/fame/good looks
+
1 impossibly low selfesteem created
------------------------------
=Join the military with me you ugly bastard!




ok, so maybe that is my weakest formula. I was never and or AM never going to be good at math.


I am off to TORONTO this weekend. COOL.